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WAS GONNA BUY✳WAITING FOR THE DIP✳KNEW ABOUT IT EARLY✳WAS GONNA BUY
SOUND FAMILIAR?
Had the tab open.
Went to make toast.
Came back to a different tax bracket.
yeah, that’s me ↗“waiting for
a better entry”— me, apparently
a better entry”— me, apparently
chartresearchone more tab+ 44
MY TIMING / USDILLUSTRATION. NOT MARKET DATA.
OPEN TABS 47ORDERS FILLED 0
EARLY
INVESTOR
OBSERVER.
OBSERVER.
portfolio of things i almost did ↑
SMALL-LAUNCH REFERENCES
Small launches.
Same old sentence.
Recent Solana micro-cap snapshots.
The excuses are ours.Checked November 3, 2026 · not a live feed
COIN / PAIR24H CHANGEMARKET CAPOUR INCREDIBLE ANALYSIS
VIVice Inu / SOL · 2h old+1,011%$463K“i was waiting for the trailer.” ↗
POOLITICIANSPooliticians / SOL · 1h old+391%$185K“i was gonna vote.” ↗
RICOGTA6DOG / SOL · 1d 10h old+20.11%$270K“i was gonna walk the dog.” ↗Source: DEX Screener. Market caps were under $500K when checked. Pooliticians had about $34K liquidity, Vice Inu $54K, and RICO $45K. These are launch-window moves; RICO was also −4.60% over 6h. Click a row for the current pair.
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